Just to make this blog more interesting, here are some jokes :D


How India got it's name:
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".




Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.





Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"

♥, Anonymous @11:47 PM

P.s. This is a really random post but the blog looks kiinda dead so one more post here won't kill, hopefully.(I bet you guys do really random stuff when you are bored tooxD)
How's your holiday so far? 1)Play.2)Mugging like :O 3)Playing AND mugging 4)Eating,sleeping,working,playing.5)Doing nothing. Which category?XD and this is random too-->eat more and store for term 4.eat and gain now,stress and lose laterXDDD (like storing for winter y'know?lol) oh yeah,choir outing was pretty fun huh xD,with the flour and all.Not to mention,the 麻辣汤 a.k.a rat poison. (Btw, the place is THOMSON not BISHAN lol)Can someone update this blog with pictures?:) (Note: GLAM pictures)

One thing for sure, if you don't wanna go bonkers, don't look at your work but at the end of the day, we all still have to go crazy so might as well get it done now 0.0 AND if you guys are really bored----->TRY posting here!XDDDD

Good luck for the rest of the week!><(not forgetting to mention EOYs?!)
[counting down to start of school,start of EOYs,end of EOYs,end of term4 >(,december holidays and finally...a new year when guys wear long pants>D]Cherish the moment:D

♥, Yurong @10:49 PM